My name is Mary and I am finally graduated with my BS in Biology (Zoology). I'm 22 and horseback riding is the main component to my life. Please! Surprise me with a question!
Mrs. Doubtfire kept me positive when my dad left us.
Hook made me glad that I didn’t fit in.
and Dead Poet Society completely changed the way I think.
Much love to someone who I’ve never met, yet has impacted me more that I can say.
I laughed so hard I nearly peed
Finish reading What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall
i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”
YOU SHOULD SEE MY FREAKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER