so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
wouldn’t that make the shark a
This post got weird
"Your hair looks lovely, darling. When did you start wearing it like that?"
"Everyone at school wears it like this now, grandpa."
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
Stasha Becker aka North West Mommy, the mother and photographer of her 6 year old son Julian and their huge dog, a 7 year old Newfoundland named Max. The family lives in the Pacific Northwest, on an island just above Seattle. As Stasha states, “Our island is one big playground and there are adventures galore.” The above photos show the close bond between man and best friend and hopefully their friendship will last a life time.
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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not sure if I posted this but i think it is 100% hilarious
This is amazing
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
my goal is to make this blog so popular that when someone writes “blur” in the google search bar the first thing that comes up is this blog and not the song “blurred lines”. we must take down robin thicke
a noble cause