if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever.
Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
Gentle reminder that we all make dumb mistakes. Take a picture, laugh at yourself, and try to salvage your kitchen before the fires spread.
Remember when Mitt Romney spoke at the NAACP National Convention
support our troops
I want this posted on every web page ever created
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.